Well, Mr. Whittington got out of the hospital today after, uh, being shot in the face by the Vice President of the United States, and had this to say;
"My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with," he said. "We hope that he will continue to come to Texas and seek the relaxation that he deserves."
In other news Arub Gahrib prisoners apologized to guards for jumping in front of their fists and boots without warning and for insisting that they take pictures of them bleeding and naked. They hope that the guards will continue to come to Iraq and seek the truth and freedom that we deserve.
-UF
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