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The Golden Globes, everyone agrees, is just more fun than any of the other awards shows. It's not stuffy, and has decent categories with semi-sane selections and winners. And everyone on the show gets to drink! This, I think, is the key that really makes it special.
So here's what we do in the Funker household at Golden Globe time. I get to sit with my 15 year old daughter, and my wife, and we just brutally slice and dice on everyone who appears. Even mo' better, with TIVO, we can freeze frame any particularly nasty fashion faux pas and spend extra time bringing the appropriate smack-downs. For instance, we spent a good 5 minutes with Cameron Diaz. I mean, what the hell was that? A white prom dress that would get you immediately kicked off of Project Runway, hidiously matched with the vampire lestat red lipstick. My God. And let's not forget the mousy brown hair. Well actually, lets. This woman barely held it together when she was working the "dumb blonds have more fun" look. Now? I'm talking total disaster. No wonder Justin Timberlake kicked her to the curb. In fact, what was he seeing in her in the first place. Speaking of Mr. Timberlake, how does this former manufactured boy band member, Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz dating, pasty white boy have any street cred what-so-ever? It boggles the mind.
Other TIVO stopping moments that spring to mind;
Is Will Ferrell doing a new movie as Richard Simmons? Nice hair-do.
My, my....serious grandma cleavage for Helen Mirren.
Every one of the skinny anorexic stars, who look like toothpicks with 2 waterballons attached, should study Salma Hayek. That is how a real woman is put together.
Leonardo DiCaprio is finally looking his age. Which may start making some of his movies believable, unlike "Titanic, the love story of a 12 year old".
Philip Berk is a very strange man, who should not be allowed on TV.
Maria Menounos is obviously an idiot.
Tim Allen wins the "Joe Namath" award for too many cocktails before a TV appearance.
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